"The mind hath not be given to be turned off. Thou who posses a mind will find he hath not the power to turn it off during Michael Bay movies"

From the collective 20 minutes I watched of the transformers:

Bad robots are looking for Shia LaBeouf. Why? I mean if you can't find him, I would just accept it as a good thing and stop looking for him.

The bad robots demand LaBeouf to be turned over. They do it by flashing his driver's license and social security number across the screen.

I know the robots are supposed to be evil, but setting someone up for identity theft is just low.